Coach Steven/Transcript

This is the script for Coach Steven.

The Fusion Birth of Sugilite

 * (The Crystal Gems and the Plumbers arrives by warping to the Warp Pad at the Gem Communication Hub.)
 * Ben Tennyson: This is an amazing teleportation device.
 * Steven Universe: *looks up amazed* WOAH! What magical place of mystery is this?
 * Amethyst: Well—
 * Pearl: *interrupts Amethyst* Oh, I'm so glad you asked! This was once a communication hub for Gem-kind. *walks over to the pillars of the hub* But lately, it's begun transmitting bursts of electromagnetic interference!
 * Gwen Tennyson: Interesting.
 * Rook Blonko: Indeed.
 * Steven Universe: Whazzat mean?
 * Kevin Levin: Yeah?
 * Garnet: It's hurting television.
 * Ben Tennyson: What!?
 * Steven Universe: Noooooooo! I'll save you television! HA-YAH! *tries to kick and push over a pillar*
 * Gwen Tennyson: She didn’t mean that.
 * Amethyst: *lifts Steven up* Sorry, but we need a Steven at least... THIS strong for this job! *shapeshifts into a stronger-looking Steven with a deeper voice*
 * Steven Universe: *gasps* It's all the me I could be!
 * Cornwall: Could be.
 * Theo Martin: Or it makes you look ridiculous.
 * (Amethyst puts Steven down, and starts punching at the pillar as the strong Steven. Pearl catches a small piece of the pillar punched off by Amethyst and begins lecturing her.)
 * Pearl: Amethyst, we could be here all day taking out these pillars individually.
 * Amethyst: Ugh, I hate it when you're right. You get this look on your face... *looks at Pearl's face* Yeah, that's the one.
 * Darwin (G-Force): So what now?
 * Pearl: What we need is a well thought out plan—
 * (Pearl's gem starts to project a hologram, when Garnet interrupts.)
 * Garnet: No. What we need is Sugilite. Amethyst, fuse with me.
 * Amethyst & Pearl: WHAAAT?!
 * (Amethyst begins to scream in excitement and Pearl looks annoyed.)
 * Amethyst: Yeah! Let's mash it up! Bigger, badder, better! Ohohohohoho! *twirls around*
 * Steven Universe: Hold your horses! Are... you guys going to become a Gem Fusion?
 * (Amethyst replies excitedly with a scream. Steven joins in the screaming in excitement too.)
 * Kevin Levin: This should be fun.
 * Pearl: WAIT! *turns to Garnet* Garnet, think about this. You and Amethyst can be a little... eheh... unstable when your personalities combine. We need to be careful! Fuse with me, instead.
 * Garnet: *places her hand over Pearl's shoulder* We don't need to be careful. We just need to be huge.
 * Gwen Tennyson: What did Pearl meant be that?
 * Ben Tennyson: No idea.
 * Amethyst: Oh, yeah! Let's wreck this joint!
 * Garnet: Synchronise.
 * (Garnet’s gemstone begin to glow as she starts to dance.)
 * Kevin Levin: I dig this beat!
 * Steven Universe: *eyes gets covered by Pearl* Wha-? Whu-? Pearrrl... Come on! I wanna see! *prys her fingers away*
 * Devon: So don’t spoil his fun.
 * (Garnet and Amethyst continues their fusion dance, fusing together and forming Sugilite.)
 * Sugilite: Hahahahaha! *laughs and cracks knuckles* I forgot how GREAT it feels to be ME!
 * Andrew McCormick: Whoa! She’s huge!
 * Steven Universe: That’s Sugilite?
 * Sugilite: You got it, baby. Hey, Steven and Ben. Wanna see something cool?
 * Steven Universe and Ben Tennyson: Yeah!
 * (Sugilite summons Garnet's gauntlets and Amethyst's whip, and fuses them together to form her frail. Steven gasps loudly in amazement.)
 * Ryan Steele: Wow!
 * Sugilite: You like that, little men?
 * Ben Tennyson: Oh I do.
 * Steven Universe: Are you gonna smash stuff with your wrecking-ball-thingy?
 * Sugilite: That's the plan! Where should I start?
 * Steven Universe: Do that one! *points to a nearby pillar*
 * Gwen Tennyson: Just be careful.
 * (Sugilite proceeds to smash some pillars with her flails.)
 * Pearl: Steven, Ben, guys, I think we should go.
 * Ben Tennyson: What?
 * Steven Universe: No way! This is awesome!
 * Gwen Tennyson: Maybe.
 * (Sugilite continues smashing more pillars, causing debris to fall everywhere.)
 * Pearl: Watch it!
 * Gwen Tennyson: You’re gonna put somebody’s eye out!
 * (Pearl kicks away a debris heading towards her, but a small rock then hits Steven in the face, knocking him onto the ground)
 * Pearl: Steven! *yells at Sugilite* Ugh, you're just too much!
 * Sugilite: Maybe you're just too LITTLE!
 * Gwen Tennyson: We better get outta here before we all get crushed.
 * Will Stronghold: Good idea.
 * Pearl: Steven, we're going! *picks Steven up*
 * Steven Universe: What? I'm fine! What about Sugilite?
 * Pearl: She can find her own way home!
 * Kevin Levin: Now lets go.
 * Steven Universe: Awww...
 * (Pearl, the Plumbers and Steven warp away, just before a huge rock destroys the Warp Pad.)

Back at Beach City/Steven coaching/Strong in the Real Way

 * (Steven enters the Big Donut wearing sunglasses and a big roll of gauze wrapped around his head.)
 * Steven Universe: 'Sup?
 * Sadie: Whoa! Steven, what happened to you?
 * Steven Universe: Oh just a little battle damage from our last mission.
 * Sadie: Really?
 * Lars: Like what?
 * Steven Universe: I got hit by a rock.
 * (Steven lifts up his gauze, revealing a tiny cut on his forehead. Both Sadie and Lars starts laughing at Steven's "battle damage".)
 * Sadie: It must not have been a very big rock.
 * Steven Universe: *covers up the cut in embarrassment* Well... there's... internal... bleeding. My hurt is on the inside!
 * Lars: *keeps laughing* Toughen UP, Steven!
 * Steven Universe: You're right. I'm soft. *takes his gauze off*
 * Lars: If I weren't so modest, I'd whip out my sweet six-pack. *struggles to open a can of sardines* And show you what... a real man... looks like!... *grunts*
 * (Sadie offers to open the can. Lars passes the can to her and she opens it with ease, returning it to Lars.)
 * Lars: Nah... I'm not gonna say thanks. *gets punched in the leg by Sadie* Aha... aha....
 * Steven Universe: That's it! We all need a workout! Let's do it! Let's workout together! *points to Sadie* You can beat up Lars! *turns to Lars* And you don't have to starve to death if Sadie divorces you!
 * Lars: We're not married!
 * Steven Universe: And I know just the guy to help us out.
 * (At the Beach House, Greg is fast asleep on a workbench, after constructing a makeshift gym on the beach. Steven, Lars and Sadie arrive wearing workout outfits.)
 * Steven Universe: Wow! This looks great!
 * Greg Universe: Huh? Wha... ? *wakes up from his nap*
 * Ben Tennyson: What’s going on?
 * Steven Universe: Hey, guys!
 * Greg Universe: Hey, Steven. You like it? It's the best I can do on such short notice.
 * Lars: *picks up a dumbbell made of cans, which quickly falls apart* No kidding.
 * Kevin Levin: Nice gym.
 * Andrew McCormick: Indeed.
 * Zebedee (The Magic Roundabout): Most impressive.
 * Greg Universe: Well I might join you kids show you how it's done! I've been slacking off on my workout routine for few weeks... months... years... *coughs* Decades.
 * Steven Universe: Sure! The more the meatier! Oh! We'll need sweat bands!
 * (Steven runs up to the his house. Pearl then passes by the gym as Greg picks up a real dumbbell)
 * Greg Universe: Hey Pearl. Come to check out some buff studs?
 * Pearl: ... No. *walks up to Steven's house* Steven, what on earth are you up to?
 * Steven Universe: We're starting a gym! *flexes* Imma get supa strong! Like Sugilite!
 * Pearl: You know, maybe this isn't a good idea.
 * Gwen Tennyson: I have a bad feeling about this.
 * Steven Universe: What? I wanna be strong so I can be useful to the team!
 * Pearl: There are... different ways of being strong...
 * Ben Tennyson: Like healthy diet and exercise.
 * Steven Universe: But I want to be strong in the real way. Come on, Pearl. *puts on a sweatband* Let's get beefy!
 * Pearl: *pouts* I'd rather not. *enters the house*
 * (Pearl sighs as she closes the door behind. She then begins to sing "Strong in the Real Way" as she picks up Steven's clothes on the floor. She sees everyone working out through the windows and pulls down the blinds in disapproval. All the while, Steven is peeking and eavesdropping on Pearl's song. Determined, Steven turns up the volume of his stereo and yells into his megaphone at the gym.
 * Steven Universe: Who's ready to get buff? I don't wanna see your gut, I wanna see your guts!
 * (Steven sees Pearl looking at them from the porch, but she quickly looks away and goes back inside the house. Steven then continues singing "Strong in the Real Way" his own way while instructing and inspiring everyone with the workout. After he stops singing, everyone is visibly tired out.)
 * Sadie: Hey, Steven. Maybe um... you can work out a bit, too?
 * Steven Universe: Uh-huh? I have been.
 * Lars: We've been working out. you've just been singing some dumb song.
 * Greg Universe: But you're doing a great job pumping us up!
 * Steven Universe: Thanks! But I need to get strong, too. I'm switching to four-wheel drive! *puts four tires on his body and begins running around*

Sugilite returns/The Birth of Mega-Z Cyber-Angelite and the New Crystal Gems

 * (The next day at sunrise, the Plumbers, Sadie, Lars, and Greg are all waiting outside the house for Steven.)
 * Sadie: Steven, come on! We're ready to get started! We can't work out without your mad coaching skills!
 * (In Steven’s room, Steven is waking up for a new training day.)
 * Steven Universe: *groans in pain* Be there in a sec! *struggles to get off of bed and down the stairs* So sore from getting ripped...
 * Ben Tennyson: Yeah.
 * Pearl: I don't understand. Amethyst and Garnet still aren't back yet. I tried to warp back and check on them, but the warp pad's down!
 * Kevin Levin: Maybe she was busy destroying things.
 * (Suddenly, the ground starts to shake and voices can be heard outside.)
 * Greg Universe & Lars: What?!
 * Sadie: Are you seeing this two?!
 * (The house starts to rumble and crumbles falls from the ceiling.)
 * The Plumbers, Pearl & Steven Universe: Wha-?
 * (Pearl and Steven quickly exit the house and see Sugilite in the distance, marching towards them in the ocean.)
 * Greg Universe: What the hey is that?!
 * Lars: *falls off from the makeshift monkey bars* Oohoomph!
 * (Sugilite arrives at the beach and everyone runs away in fear.)
 * Sugilite: *roars* I'M BORED!!!!!
 * Ben Tennyson: Look!
 * Steven Universe: It's Sugilite!
 * Pearl: *approaches Sugilite* Y-you're back!
 * Sugilite: YOU LEFT ME BEHIND!
 * Pearl: We just thought you didn't need any help. Now why don't you separate, and we can all sit down and relax?
 * Sugilite: NO! *kicks Pearl*
 * Steven Universe and the Plumbers: Pearl!
 * Ben Tennyson: We gotta help her!
 * Plumbers: Right!
 * Ben Tennyson: *Activates the Omnitrix and changes into Big Chill*
 * Theo Martin: Jungle Beast Spirit Unleashed! With the stealth of a jaguar Jungle Fury Blue Ranger!
 * Andrew McCormick: Beetle Bonder! Beetle Blast!
 * Ryan Steele: Trooper Transform! We are VR!
 * Pearl: Listen to me! You've been fused for too long! You're losing yourselves!
 * Sugilite: I AM MYSELF! AND I'M SICK OF BEING SPLIT UP! SO YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT, BABY. AND GET THIS JUNK OFF MY BEACH!*destroys the makeshift gym*
 * Big Chill: You need to chill out! (Breaths ice from him mouth at Sugilite, but she knocked the ice out of her body)
 * Steven Universe: *struggles over to Pearl* Why is she wrecking Dad's gym? Why is she attacking you?!
 * Pearl: *lifts Steven up and tosses him away* Steven, get out of here!
 * Big Chill: It’s not safe!
 * Steven Universe: *lands stomach-down on the ground and is stuck limp* I... can't... move... *moans in pain*
 * (Pearl summons her spear and stances herself for battle.)
 * Sugilite: WHAT? YOU WANNA FIGHT?!
 * Pearl: You'll thank me... LATER!!
 * (Pearl leaps towards Sugilite, but she is quickly swatted away.)
 * Greg Universe: Come on, kid! *helps Steven to get up*
 * Steven Universe: Dad, no! Pearl! Ben!
 * (Pearl stands back up and leaps off again, this time, managing to knock off Sugilite's visor.)
 * The Plumbers, Steven Universe & Greg Universe: *gasps*
 * Sugilite: YOU THINK YOU'RE SOMETHING? YOU! *headbutts Pearl to the ground* AIN'T! *hits Pearl into the sky* NOTHING! *smacks Pearl and Big Chill into the ground from the sky*
 * (Sugilite then attempts to crush Pearl with her flail, but barely misses her. It also sends Steven and Greg flying some distance into the sand and damages Steven's house.)
 * Steven Universe: My muscles!
 * Pearl: Steven! Ben! Ughh... *kneels in pain and starts to cry* I'm sorry... Steven, Ben, Plumbers, Garnet, Amethyst... *sniffs* I wasn't strong enough, to protect you. I'm not strong enough to do anything...
 * (Steven then sees the megaphone nearby and crawls towards it.)
 * Steven Universe: *using the megaphone* Come on, Pearl! Don't give up! I know you can take her down!
 * Pearl: I can’t...
 * Steven Universe: Yes, you can! Come on! You always knew what to do! You gotta show her what you showed me! That you're strong, Pearl! Strong in the REAL WAY!
 * (Pearl looks up at the Crystal Temple and, regaining some confidence, slowly pulls herself back on her feet.)
 * Big Chill: He’s right! We can do this! *Changes into Omni Quartz*
 * Omni Quartz: *picks up the Big Chill freeze ice shards* And I believe I can create a new fusion.
 * Kevin Levin: Just as the one we needed to stop Sugilite.
 * (Omni Quartz dances with the ice shards fusing into Angelite.)
 * Angelite: Time to chill out with Angelite!
 * Sugilite: WHAT? YOU WANT SOME MORE?!
 * Pearl: Anytime! You're no MATCH for us! Not even close!
 * (Sugilite punches towards Pearl and the Plumbers, which they dodges and then runs away. Sugilite then chases after Pearl and the Plumbers up to the lighthouse on the cliff.)
 * Steven Universe: GO!!!
 * Sugilite: GET BACK HERE!
 * Angelite: YOU NEED TO CATCH US FIRST!
 * (Pearl leaps off the cliff.)
 * Sugilite: *laughs* NICE TRY.
 * (Sugilite starts swinging her flail. Pearl and the Plumbers then hurls her supercharged spear at the ground underneath Sugilite, causing her to lose her footing, fall off the cliff and crash onto the beach.)
 * Sugilite: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? YOU THINK THAT'S ENOUGH TO BE—
 * (Sugilite's flail lands smack on her head, separating her back into Garnet and Amethyst in a poof of purple cloud.)
 * Pearl: Amethyst! Garnet! Are you OK!?
 * Garnet: Yeah... Sugilite just overworked our bodies. It's... a little painful.
 * Amethyst: I've got a monster headache.
 * Angelite: Glad you’re both back to your normal. *unfused back into Omni Quartz and Ice who gained a body*
 * Omni Quartz: Ice? Is that you? *Changes back into Ben Tennyson*
 * Ben Tennyson: It’s me, Ben.
 * Ice: Ben? *gasps* I can speak!
 * Gwen Tennyson: Looks like when you fused with Ice, you gave her the power of speech and a body.
 * Andrew McCormick: Looks like we have a new Crystal Gem in the group.
 * (Pearl pulls Garnet and Amethyst for a tearful hug. Garnet and Amethyst groan in pain as the sound of bone cracking is heard, causing Pearl to quickly release them.)
 * Pearl: Oh, whoops.
 * Steven Universe:Pearl, you did it!
 * Pearl: Thanks. You make a good coach.
 * Garnet: Pearl, we should've listened... You were right.
 * Pearl: Yeah. I was right.
 * Steven Universe: Go, Pearl!
 * Kevin Levin: You’re the Crystal Gem!
 * Pearl:Come on! I feel GREAT! Who's up for a MISSION? OR...
 * (Pearl continues shouting in the background, as two star irises zoom in on Garnet and Amethyst.)
 * Amethyst: How long is she going to keep this up?
 * Garnet: We deserve it. Take it like a Gem.
 * Lars: (Another star iris pops over him and Sadie.) Uh... What the heck just happened?!
 * Ryan Steele: No idea.
 * Ben Tennyson: Let’s get going on trading.
 * Ice: Good idea.
 * Steven Universe: (Another star iris pops over him.) DROP AND GIVE ME 20!!!!!!!!
 * [End]