Ben 10’s Adventures of Postman Pat: the Movie/Transcript

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At the SDS Building/Edwin Carbunkle
Edwin Carbunkle: Lots of wasted time, space, and energy here, Ben. Not sure even my machines can save this place.

Ben: Mr Carbunkle, Pat is our very best postman...

Edwin Carbunkle: The future of the SDS is speed, Mr Taylor, not wool gathering.

The Auditions:
[Later that night, at the auditions]

At the Sorting Office/The Patbot at work
Patbot: Good morning, Ben. I am Postman Pat.

Ben Taylor: Hello, Pat.

I am here to deliver the post because I am Postman Pat, the postman.

You feeling all right there, mucker?

Patbot: The special delivery always gets through. Do not be suspicious. This is Jess the cat. Because I am Postman Pat.

mm. OK.

Patbot: Let me open the door, Ben, because I am friendly and also nice, and in no way part of a plot to take over the SDS for an evil corporate executive.

[He rips the door off]

Er, been working out, Pat?

Patbot: No time to chat. We've got a special delivery. Get ready for take-off. Goodbye. Lovely day. [walks off, pushing the door on top of Ben]

OK. Have a good day, Pat.

Everything is ship-shape. Hello, I am Postman Pat. Jess the cat, I forgot my postbag. Please get it for me. This is not a trick to get you out of the van, Jess the cat.

Coffee Chat
[Coffee Chat theme plays]

Coffee Chat Host: Good Morning, Britain! We have two very special guests I'm sure you'll all recognize. The finalists from You're The One, it's Postman Pat and [reads her card] Jish!

Wilf: Jish? Who's Jish! His name isn't Jish! His name is... [begins sniffling] His name is... Ah-ah-achoo! Sorry, I'm allergic to cats!

At the cafe
[Next day at a cafe in Greendale]

Wilf: The whole world's gone bonkers for this Pat Clifton fella. We need to up our game, Joshy-boy! You need to be on fire at the finals next week. Charm them, make them love ya!

Josh: [playing a video game] Hmm-mmm. Charm, love. Got it.

[Postman Pat theme plays on Josh's videogame]

Wilf: Hang on, this might sound crazy but do you hear someone singing about- [he instantly realizes it's Josh's game.] Give me that thing! [snatches it]

Josh: Hey! I was playing that.

Wilf: Well, I'll play you, ya whee... [suddenly looks shocked when he sees that the game is about Pat] What? He's got a video game?