Ben 10’s Adventures of Aladdin: The Return of Jafar/Transcript

This is the transcript for

Opening
Arbrin Night)

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Iago gets out of the sand/"I'm Looking Out for Me"
(At the desert, something was coming out of the sand, which turns out to be Iago)

Iago: Finally! (grunting) This is terrific! (grunts and Jafar’s lamp is pulled out of the hole bouncing plus Iago getting sand in his ears) I got sand in places I didn't even know I had.

Jafar: Spare me your prattling, Iago! Are we out yet?

Iago: "Are we out yet? Are we out yet?" Yes, we're out! No thanks to you. If it weren't for me you'd be stuck down there forever.

(Then Jafar blasts Iago out of the lamp from inside)

Jafar: Iago! You will now release me so that I may have my revenge.

Iago: Yeah, yeah, when I'm good and ready.

Jafar: Do as I say, you worthless pipsqueak!

Iago: You know something? You're nothing without me.

Jafar: What?!

Iago: Who comes up with all the good ideas? Me! Who does all the work? Me!

Jafar: If it weren't for me, you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar, squawking, "Polly want a cracker!"

(Iago gets really angry of what he said)

[Iago]

That's it, I've had it

I hate to be dramatic

But it's time for me to fly the coop

(The lamp shot a blast at Iago as he dodges it)

[Iago]

Terrific, fine

I'm drawing the line

Before I wind up in a parrot soup

I was a fool to let you run the show

I'm cutting you loose, pal

Look out below

(Jafar screaming as Iago threw the lamp off of a well splashing with water)

[Iago]

Arrividerci, c'est la vie

Hope all goes well

I'm looking out for me

(Settings: Agrabah and Marketplace)

Iago: Agrabah. Just a juicy golden goose ready for plucking and I'm the one holding the tweezers! I'll be running this town inside a week! (Iago pointing a finger in a camel’s nose) What's your problem, liver lips? You don't think I can do it?!

[Iago]

OK, I'm little

Been playing second fiddle

And I don't get no respect

(The camel spitting at Iago’s tail)

I turn the other cheek

But this busted beak

Is the only thanks that I get

I never found a friend that I can trust

They promise caviar and leave me eating dust

That's some reward for loyalty

From here on in

I'm looking' out for me

Ohh, I don't need nobody else

I'll never fail

I'll cover my own tail

I can take care of myself

You know, it just don't pay to give a hoot

I've given all my heart

What do I get? The boot

I'm through with that

I'm flapping' free

From here on in

I'm looking' out for me

Genie's Return/"Nothing in the World"

Genie: He's big, he's blue and he's back! (breaks the fourth wall with his face getting closer to the audience)

Aladdin: Genie!

Jasmine: You came back!

Genie: Oh! Ah! Oh! Watch the sunburn! (turning red as sunburnt skin) Aha! Kidding! Did you miss me? Be honest. Take care of these, my good mammal.

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(Nothing in the World (Quite Like a Friend))

[Genie]

I parachuted down into the Taj Mahal

I Rollerbladed all along the Great Wall

I even made the famous leaning tower fall

But who was with me through it all?

Nobody

The Moscow Circus hired me to fly trapeze

On Mount Olympus, won a race with Hercules

It's easy when you're chased by killer bees

"Who said "Gesundheit" when I sneezed?"

So now I'm home

Home again with you

You chase the clouds away

Whenever I am blue

Aladdin (speaking): You're always blue.

[Genie]

Land of the pyramids

I highly recommend

There is nothing in the world

Quite like a friend

Slept like a babe in Bombay on a bed of nails

Moroccans loved my daring Dance of Seven Veils

Why, single-handedly, I even saved the whales

No one was there to hear my tales

In Acapulco, joined a mariachi band

I rode the raging rapids down the Rio Grande

Flew in an air balloon, but when I tried to land

Nobody laughed or lent a hand

Without you, the Amazon is just a trickle

Without you, the Sahara's not so hot

Without you, Niagara Falls is just a leaky faucet

The QE2 is just some yacht

Now that I'm home

Home again, it's clear

All I ever wanted

Seems to be right here

I've traveled east and west

And now I'm back again

And there's nothing in the world quite like a friend

[Aladdin]

There's nothing in the world

[Jasmine]:

Nothing in the whole wide world

[Aladdin, Jasmine & Genie (All)]

There is nothing in the world quite like a friend

[Genie]

Nothing in the whole wide world

"Forget About Love"
(Forget About Love)

[Iago]

Forget about that guy

Forget about the way you fell into his eyes

Forget about his charms

Forget about the way he held you in his arms

Walking on air's obnoxious

The thrills, the chills

Will make you nauseous

And you'll never get enough

Just forget about love

(She throws a pillow at him)

Iago:(talking) She's buying it! Now make with the magic!

(???)

[Iago:]

Forget about romance

Forget about the way your heart begins to dance

Aladdin: Jasmine.

[Iago]

Then you feel the blush

When he's spouting out some sentimental mush

Love really is revolting

It's even worse than when you're molting

Enough of this fluff

Just forget about love

[Jasmine]

I had almost forgotten the way it felt

When he held out his hand for mine

My heart all a-flutter

[Iago]

Oh, how I shudder

[Jasmine]

The first time we kissed

[Iago]

It won't be missed

Forget about his touch

[Jasmine]:

I can't forget about his touch

[Iago]

In the scheme of things it doesn't matter much

[Jasmine]:

It matters so much

[Iago]

You're better on your own

A meal becomes a banquet when you eat alone

[Both]

Love's filled with compromises

[Iago]

And don't you hate those big surprises

[Jasmine]:

A cozy rendezvous

[Iago]

Oh, please

[Jasmine]:

Candlelight for two

[Iago]

Oh, jeez

[Jasmine]:

Look, you're calling my bluff

I can't forget about love

[Iago]

Just forget about love

(???)

Aladdin Uh, Jasmine, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have kept Iago a secret. Please...

Jasmine: Aladdin, you don't have to... Shh.

[Jasmine]:

I can't forget about my heart

[Aladdin]

I can't forget about my heart

[Jasmine]:

And how it felt to fall for you right from the start

[Aladdin]

I'm still falling

[Jasmine]:

Whatever we may do

[Aladdin]

Whatever we may do

[Jasmine]:

You are here for me and I'll be there for you

[Aladdin and Jasmine]

I'll be there

To wish, to want, to wander

To find the sun through rain and thunder

[Aladdin]

A cozy rendezvous

[Jasmine]:

Yes, please

[Aladdin]

Candlelight for two

[Iago]

Oh, jeez

Enough is enough

[Aladdin & Jasmine]

We can't forget about love

Genie's Picnic/"You're Only Second Rate"
(You're Only Second Rate)

[Jafar]

I must admit

Your parlor tricks are amusing

I bet you've got a bunny under your hat

Now, here's your chance to get the best of me

Hope your hand is hot

Come on, clown, let's see what you've got

You can try to slam me with your hardest stuff

But your double whammy isn't up to snuff

I'll set the record straight

You're simply out of date, you're only second rate

You think your cat's a meanie

But your tiger's tame

You've got a lot to learn about the genie game

So for your education, I'll reiterate

You're only second rate

Men cower at the power in my pinky

My thumb is number one on every list

But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible

Put me to the test

I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest

Go ahead and zap me with the big surprise

Slap me in a trap, cut me down to size

I'll make a great escape, it's just a piece of cake

You're only second rate

You know, your hocus-pocus isn't tough enough

And your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up

Let me pontificate upon your sorry state

You're only second rate

Zaba-caba-dabra

Granny's gonna grab ya

Alakazam-na-bus

This thing's bigger than the both of us

So spare me your tremendous scare

You look horrendous in your underwear

And I can hardly wait to discombobulate

I'll send ya back and packing in a shipping crate

You'll make a better living with a spinning plate

You're only second rate

Ending
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Post-credits
(At night at the palace, we see Abis Mal is hanging from a tree)

Abis Mal: Does this mean I don't get my third wish?